Info
- Camera
- ISO
- Aperture
- Exposure
- Focal Length
- CORPORATIO
- 200
- f/8
- 1/160th
- 50mm
47. Chef Bernard
As the bear walked through the double doors and into the dining room, the people hushed their conversations as the world famous chef carefully brought the President his meal. While Bernard was placing the lobster down at the table, Obama declared, “What the hell is this! This lobster was not killed humanely, it clearly was boiled to death!” Enraged, the President shoved the lobster back in Bernard’s face.
Unlikely as it might sound, the lobster came back to life, and with his last breaths shouted, “I just spent the past half hour boiling to death; the least you could do is eat me!” Then the steaming crustacean spat on the President’s green salad, collapsed back onto the leafy platter, and uneventfully died.
39 notes
-
brianjohnspencer likes this
-
s4irene likes this
-
priscilla13579 likes this
-
sh3llbound likes this
-
kittnkate likes this
-
samie127123 likes this
-
designote reblogged this from slging
-
slging reblogged this from clayalchemist
-
jesusmelendezamordemivida likes this
-
fromdimestodollars likes this
-
halluworld likes this
-
davidmillerphotoworks likes this
-
icra-zy reblogged this from clayalchemist
-
icra-zy likes this
-
betzabel25 likes this
-
ichaafadriahz likes this
-
shaman-tito likes this
-
kheimoo likes this
-
samaniego89 likes this
-
charlielovecraft likes this
-
drdetectiver likes this
-
mnguyen-art reblogged this from clayalchemist
-
impanic likes this
-
ompial likes this
-
tomtheorangecat likes this
-
momentsbeforewaking reblogged this from clayalchemist
-
jazzyjaxxairlines likes this
-
bloodofzombie likes this
-
lostmusicent reblogged this from tjisdope
-
juliosasa likes this
-
tjisdope reblogged this from clayalchemist
-
lookshesapcc likes this
-
notailtops likes this
-
thomcubby likes this
-
tyrellswag reblogged this from clayalchemist
-
fenchurch-dent likes this
-
thedailydoodles likes this
-
couchwarriors likes this
-
This was featured in #Artists on Tumblr
-
fatmalovestodraw likes this
-
aareps likes this
-
kittvond likes this
-
shakemilk2 likes this
-
alittlebitofeverythingme likes this
-
richardstelmach likes this
-
krazygoldo likes this
-
alessandravillafuerte likes this
-
rh721 likes this
-
nastyakovalenko likes this
-
clayalchemist posted this
- Show more notes
