Even after 57 years, Arnie has not forgotten their anniversary. Gloria can look past the missing chocolates…she still loves her husband after all these years.
Even after 57 years, Arnie has not forgotten their anniversary. Gloria can look past the missing chocolates…she still loves her husband after all these years.
Nothing can muffle the gurgle of the toothless woman…give up, Arnie, it’s hopeless.
Tired Lovers
A bottle of scotch sounded better…
49. The Drunk
With beer still fresh in his breath, Darren’s mind dwelled on the next drink. Stumbling out of bed and stepping into his own rat feces, his wife sat up in bed and begged him not to go. Her memory, still vividly depicting her husband passed out on the bar floor.
She thought to herself – Perhaps she should have left him to be stepped on by the obnoxious drunk chasing after him the week before…
Made this two years ago for Valentine’s Day, and I got turned down! haha :) I’m fine being single for now.
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
PS, ooh, almost forgot. I was talking to some people at college last year, and one of the girls said, “Well, nice guys are too predictable.” After showing them some of my clay work, she corrected herself and said, “You’ve got something going for ya.”
Ha…clay owns.
